

Life Stories, Part FourBob the Sandwich was walking down the sidewalk when a fork appeared out of thin air. It cried, "I will end you, Bob the Sandwich!"Life Stories, Part Four
Bob walked right past the fork. The fork yelled, "WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME, YOU FOOL?"
Bob then used sign language to stop a nearby taxi.
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YearsAll those years ago When we still could smile And sit next to each other With no worries or fears, I never thought I'd end up like this.Years
With my head on the desk, Holding back the tears That come when I see you. Living your happy life. Living your happy life without me.
And I wonder as I stare At the picture of you and your new boyfriend, If you you ever stop and start to think Of me just as I am of you. But you two make such a nice couple.
And when I think of how We could sit as we once did So long ago, and embrace, &nbs


DistanceI surround myself With arrogance, naïveté, With fraudulence, and with foolishness. And I laugh And play along, But I look to the day When we will meet again. My friends.Distance
My friends- my only friends- You seem so far away, Yet so close. The sage, and the dreamer, The dreamer, and the sage. Only you understand, And only you listen.
Sage, How long has it been- How long will it be? You sat and listened To every foolish word That escaped my lips. And you smiled.
Unknown, unheard; Th


Classic Mario BaddiesRed and Green Turtles Turtles are a constant in Marios universe, iron-shelled defenders of Bowsers estate. They are singularly dedicated to their tasks, to the point of ignoring (or being sorely unaware of) approaching ledges. At least they receive decent travel, because as we find out any creature with a spiky husk in the Magic Kingdom meets one of four fates: death by falling, death by Italian, death by comrades hurled shell or constant defeat as result of being the antagonist. The latter, of course, is reserved for the regular Big Bad Bowser. Green turtles are the lemmiClassic Mario Baddies
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