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Chapter 1: Clocks Somewhere, perhaps in another universe, or some parallel dimension, there existed a place of magic, of adventure, and of brightly-colored talking horses. This universe was relatively peaceful, if one was to judge it against our own, but was not without its trials and tribulations. We shall call it Equestria. Because that was its name.Chapter 1: Clocks by ~AloysisKorbaut
You might laugh at the idea that these problems typically fell along the lines of relationship problems, friendship troubles, strife between pals, and- well, you get the point. You see, when you live somewhere that has never seen plague or genocide, your friends not liking your parties suddenly becomes the wors
The Sunday Paper The Sunday Paper by Aloysis the Brilliant, Witty, Intelligent, Smart-like, and Kick-[expletive deleted].The Sunday Paper by ~AloysisKorbaut
What makes a man a man? What IS a man? Who am I? That last one was a trick question. I know who I am. But do you?
I am a man of some repute. Quite a lot, I assure you, but "some" encompasses "little" so I suppose that's redundant. Anyway, in some parts, I am known as Eric, but you may call me Johann. I always liked that name. No, no, don't say your name; it's safer that way. And, also, I don't really care to learn your name. You don't look like anyone special. I'm not picky, however, so let us begin. And by us, I mean me.
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Life Stories, Part Five Once upon a time, there was a fruit bat named Marco. Marco was a simple fruit bat; he didn't want much in life- only to be incredibly successful. So far that had evaded him, so he decided to change tactics. He decided he would write a story. The story would be about a fruit bat named Steven who wanted to write a story. About fruit.Life Stories, Part Five by ~AloysisKorbaut
Marco had trouble starting his story at first, unsure whether he should simply jump right in or take his time and plan things out. Then he remembered that he was a fruit bat and that he had never planned anything out in his life. He reached for his notebo
The Chair Jumper WEDNESDAY, MARCH 10TH, 2010The Chair Jumper by ~AloysisKorbaut
"I'm going to jump over that chair."
This is the alleged last statement made by untalented author, cheese purveyor, and chair jumping extraordinaire Fred Heimann who died this past Sunday. Mr. Heimann was known by many close friends to be a bit of a daredevil and "a little stupid," but mysterious circumstances surrounding the incident have led police to pursue a further investigation.
More information will be posted when made available.
FRIDAY, MARCH 12TH, 2010
The following is an excerpt from Thursday's press conference by chief-of-police Mark Zeiner.
"Based on the evidence at the scene of the incident, we h
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